shallow-seas-we-sail:

hah ahaha hahah hah ah

*sobs*

(Source: monicapotters, via calzona113)

aussie-skate:

hasukidesu:

How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?

Shout from the rooftops “YOU’RE A WANKER NUMBER NIIIIINE!”

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via ruinedchildhood)

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

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theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

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kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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When someone asks me do I have a type… errrr nope!

When someone asks me do I have a type… errrr nope!

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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