joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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(via pizza)

When someone asks me do I have a type… errrr nope!

When someone asks me do I have a type… errrr nope!

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

(via captainlewis-robbins)

How long it will be before we stop finding snow and glitter in the trap room

stagemanagerssaygo:

84 Years

thatgirlnamedeleanor:

weddingbellklaine:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

We’re so close to getting this guy to Disney World!!

I AM REBLOGGING THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT

thatgirlnamedeleanor:

weddingbellklaine:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

We’re so close to getting this guy to Disney World!!

I AM REBLOGGING THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT

(via meredithimpulsive)

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DRAGON

(Source: steverogeres, via pizza)

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you

(Source: featuringod, via ruinedchildhood)

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Actor: “I heard you’re good but really tough.”

stagemanagerssaygo:

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

(via ruinedchildhood)